I was just being a pedant about your definition of LAN. :)

For a non-pedantic definition, yours is fine.

A LAN could be zero machines. Point is IP addresses are not routable on the public internet.

In the 90s there was a Redhat distro called Cartman.

Does he still even have fanboys? Like maybe a dozen or so?

Bitch, my g-ma :wq yo ass :1,$s/Twice on Sunday//g

Somehow I read spit shake as like a spit take with a milkshake, and was very confused.

Sir and oak.

Yeah they accidentally mixed up the fruit puzzle with the birthday puzzle.

I’ve been hearing these stories for decades. I won’t hold my breath.

We get fucked on consumer protections in general.

My grandma is so hip, she uses kubernetes.

I think you covered at least 10 things.

I hope I never have to see this code.

Don’t worry. We’ll deduct the cot from your pay.

All your homies hate comments.

But there’s a difference between branding and backend implementation.

If I search for Lemmy.world and I get back hexbear, are you going to say that’s the right result since they are both Lemmy?

Lol the posts are called Truths. Someone should start Fake Social where the posts are called Fakes. And you can Refake others Fakes.

Did you mean Master Don?

Back in those innocent times when they were just murdering journalists and cremating them in barrels.