Heat death would be my assumption, so between about 10^100 and 10^106 years

Is it now

Just lol @ the notion that smoking weed magically makes white women attracted to you, I can’t believe people fell for that bullshit

fishes

Fun fact! Fishes means multiple types of different species of fish

T.rex is the goat and I’m convinced more people haven’t said it only because it’s too ‘obvious’

Bro’s tacitly admitted he’s mediocre at best in bed

Teeny tiny axolotl

There is really not a lotl

Of you. Not a jot or tittle

So I’ll call you axolitl

— anon

And never close a cubicle door

I assume it’s because the GR has a ratio of the longer side to both sides summed. Although I can’t explain it further than that lol

Damn that’s egregious

I don’t think the above poster has ever typed ConocoPhillips (hey it’s on my autocorrect too)

Bepsi

Oh what. Is that really why? Ffs this is one of the things I’ll happily consent to

For real. If someone could SCTUALLY (oh look another issue. It fails to work out the word if the first letter is wrong far too often) *ACTUALLY answer this question I’d be halfway happy

I’m so grateful he’s Canadian

Along with the frog in the lift, of course

Although if I say it fast and lazily I guess it kinda does

As a northern Englishman, this doesn’t work for me

Ask them if they’d be OK with never closing a cubicle door

Oh wait it says discipling not disciplining. Not quite as holy shit worthy.