Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]

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  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]@hexbear.nettoMemes@lemmy.mlAvocados on the house
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    1 year ago

    Clerk: “Um, sir, that doesn’t look like a banana. Are you sure you entered the right code?”

    • The jig is up. Run

    • Apologize profusely

    • [Rhetoric: Heroic 15] Convince the clerk you don’t know what fruits are

    EVEN 58%

    +1 You look terribly frazzled

    This is a Red Check. It can not be retried

    de-dice-6 de-dice-5

    de-rhetoric Rhetoric: [Heroic: Success] “Is this not a banana?” You say in the most genuine tone you can muster

    de-savoir-faire Savior Faire: You may have been caught, but you managed to feign enough innocence to get trouble off your back

    The clerk gives a dumbfounded expression

    Clerk: “Uhm, no sir, that is an avocado, not a banana”

    de-half-light Half-Light: She is too terrified of your empty skull to properly correct you on this




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