BeeegScaaawyCripple

you know how bad UTIs can get, so yeah.

I see you know your judo well!

i kind of want to write this, but i don’t know enough nietzche information to do it justice

Friedrich Nietzsche Isekai: How I Ate God In A New World And Surpassed The Food Chain sounds delightfully weird

just because i age doesn’t mean i have to mature.

only if we can eat god afters, demonstrating our superior place on the food chain.

He just used his phone less in general?

I prefer “whoopsie poopsie” as it feeds injects the same sentiment with more whimsy

eh, when the landlord moved a business into their house and expected me to keep providing IT for free, but also for the business: I rate limited them to 5kbps. just enough to say it has internet, not fast enough to use the internet without timing out on every page. I got paid the next day.

so how do we get this included in the next version of windows

please tell me there’s no escape key and it happens at the speed the count would say it. i have ideas for pranks.

You make your apps open source because you’re an anticapitalist programmer.

I make my apps open source because I’m a cook and worry about allergies.

We are not the same.

Have you tried asking via hat?

People still have watchparties?

Beef barbacoa tacos

Why would you be caring and not celebrating with?

What if you poke it with a stick, like one would upon finding a raccoon or drug cartel?

Dammit i guess I better do it

Reckless, not negligent

you gotta drain all the blood out of a carcass before you eat it