This sounds to me like an ADHD cycle of failing to know how to prioritize. Focus on your immediate needs and take this step by step. First, find something to eat. Pasta with ketchup if you have to. Now figure out how to do a round of shopping. Just one. Not how to do them the best way forever, just once poorly to get some easy to eat foods in your house. Step by step.
Uh kiddie porn for example
I got my first dick pic scanned. Like, bro literally slapped his sausage in a scanner, shut the lid, and sat there while the light scanned up and down. All whilst maintaining a hard on.
They say au naur out loud
I’m an American living abroad for a decade and a half and when I hear my own accent at tourist spots I cringe hard. I guess this is an example of cultural cringe?
I still have and use one. Will it stop working now?
I was walking through the city at night smoking a (now legal) joint with a friend and talking and suddenly it occurred to me that none of what I was doing was against any rules and that society was literally built by adults and for adults.
Only if your direct deposit amount is below a threshold, which is low enough that most full time workers meet it.
Europe
Well we gotta get in out 40 hours. Not more. We just start later.
We’ve got free local artisan coffee, organic fruit, mineral water, and beer. We turn the kitchen table into a ping pong table with a net after lunch for however long people want to use it and people do. At 17:00 everyone’s got a beer on their desk and by 18:00 the doors are locked and the lights are out. One Thursday a month the table is used for beer pong after work and we play card games like Exploding Kittens. Idk I like it here.
Not everywhere sucks. I’ve never worked an hour over my full-time requirements (ever), I get unlimited sick leave and no one shames me for missing a week as long as I call in properly. 31 Vacation days and company parties are nice too, plus paid travel time and nice hotel rooms. Also I’ve never made more money in my life and we’re all getting extra bonuses to cover the unexpected inflation.
Oh and I can work from home four days a week if I want to. Gotta come in that one day, but it’s a fifteen minute walk from my house so that’s just fine for me. I come in on Tuesdays because that’s when the company orders lunch for everyone (just one day a week but still cool).
Laser hair removal, unlike electrolysis, isn’t permanent and needs to be repeated about every seven years.
Do what the others already said and be mature and professional. Just wear a full clown costume to the zoom meeting. No comments on it.
Ibuprofen and caffeine. After consuming, lay down and try to nap until the caffeine hits.
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No one seems to know or care that “begging the question” means using circular logic and not that something has led to an event where people are begging to ask a question.
An example of properly begging the question could be, “does your mom know you’re gay?” It’s a yes or no question, but you can’t answer it properly if you are straight. That’s begging the question.
Whenever I point this out, I get down voted, which leads to the question: why y’all prefer being wrong?
Yes, sadly you seem right.
Why would we assume you’re not being honest? Pretty sure we’re mostly all here due to hating Spez.