Also: 5 meters is getting close to scary high to jump down from. These monkeys were baller. Peanut earned.
The wasabi goes over there.
Also: 5 meters is getting close to scary high to jump down from. These monkeys were baller. Peanut earned.
I can accept the cutlery-divergent! But not autistics. Fuck them.
(Here’s a /s for those who think I’m serious.)
If I told her, “bish, make me a sammich!”, I would get a no-sex sammich. It would be all that I get to eat for days, and it would differ from the sandwich I might make for myself by the number of people involved.
I’m the SO of someone with ADD who was similarly affected. It messed her up for months. Things are just getting back to normal now. On the bright side, she has less insomnia on the new meds.
Mojo Dojo Casa House.
Halloween is 8-1/2 months away. There well probably be at least three Dollar Generals in that building by then.
First person, but sometimes there’s a soundtrack.
Who thinks they can complete more levels that me before losing consciousness?
I approve of angry goats harassing police and suggest the addition of angry geese
Yes! Taco Bell is the go-to fast food restaurant for vegetarians. I suggest the black bean chalupa supreme, veggie mexican pizza, and cheesy fiesta potatoes. Unfortunately, that meal and a beverage will probably cost about $17 usd these days
Flashbacks of grad school!
You haven’t felt the struggle until you’ve taken the baking soda from the kitchen to brush your teeth with until payday. Extra points if it was a refrigerator deodorizer.
I loved having chickens, but sometimes you can tell they’re little dinosaurs. One time I was doing something near the chicken run, and all six of them suddenly went quiet and dead still. Then a wasp flew through the run and one of the hens jumped about 2-3 feet off the ground and knocked it right out of the air. Another hen ran over to where it landed and ate it. It was all over in about 15-20 seconds, the birds went back to acting normal and I’m just standing there going, “Damn!”.
I really enjoyed the live-action One Piece series much more that I thought I would. Other than that, we’ll watch the occasional bad horror flick or goofy comedy.
It’s included with our cellular plan. If they drop it, I be returning to the high seas, yarr.
Estos pretzels me están haciendo sediento.
Twenty years ago, Buffalo, NY. The Fat of the Land by Prodigy was still huge. A dancer in a strip club thought “Smack my Bitch Up” was “Snap my Picture”. True story.
“Feed a cold, starve a fever.” Rest, hydrate, and eat if you can.
OMG, this. My SO was all about Reese’s peanut butter eggs this Easter, but the far superior Aldi chocolate peanut butter bunny bite was my Easter vice.