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Ba-dum-tssss!

You can put a lot of things in coffee…I can’t exactly mix whiskey with caffeine pills…

Anyone else read this in Groundskeeper Willie’s voice too?

I find that as I get older, I struggle trying to keep up with players in high competition games…games like CoD, Halo, even Rocket League I simply cannot get better no matter how much I try. I used to enjoy those kinds of games when I was younger but it makes me a little sad to know I can’t play them…

So I play single player RPGs or Co-op…I’m an absolute sucker for Starfield and similar games

“Spider Pig, Spider Pig, Does whatever a Spider Pig does…”

I’m surprised and mildly disappointed no one else commented this.

“The world made me feel like I lost myself, my own homies tellin me that I need help, if you got a solution for me you probly HOLLA AT YA BOY IF YA KNOW SOMEBODY” Hopsin

Posting humorous comments to get people to laugh more.

Even better when I self depreciate myself to make someone smile.

At least tell us if it was a Shiny. Come on man…don’t skimp on the details of this Togetic.

Video Games. The new Forza Motorsport is very pleasant, and me and my housemate play Farming Simulator 22 sometimes.

Oh man! Time to give Google a damn good show of a morbidly obese balding 40 something world of warcraft guy beating it heavily to lesbian futanari furry content staring into the camera as he gets busy!

Google wanted this to happen, so why not give those suckers the VIP First Class treatment?

Anybody else think of things that’ll make those Google folk writhe in visual and audial agony and cut the privacy invasion act?

Whats wrong with the sound of the sharp Australian twang in your voice mate? Lots of folks love it!

You folks wanna start a fight?

Gonna tell my kids that’s Joe Exotic and his assistant zookeepers before the Carol Baskin facade.

Aw Bruz, the amount of damage you did to NSW is far more than Jordies fucking in your guest houses…more than the building you and your fam swiped from the Italian Community, more than the all the money in the world…

…putting on a “woe is me” victimizing regime to the courts isn’t doing you any favours…it just adds more fuel to the fires like Jordies housebombing. Or the Black Saturday Bushfires that rought havok across the world…

Good to see you in the field Harley Q.

“Something Something Something with the eggs on top!”

When I got blackout drunk last week and I’m still feeling the hangover effects…I’m 29 for fuck sake! Let me do what I did ten years ago and still come out strong!

Uhhh…

“Since your history shows frequent use of pornhub, we highly recommend websites like xvideos and redtube”

Because that’s totally what every 15 year old fellow really needs hey Google?

Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller mixed their DNA? Dayum he’s the Ken that Barbie movie should’ve used.