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This is very Boomers thinking everyone is still a 16 year old Millennial.

Boomer brains stuck in 1998, and it shows.

Social media is the front of the house.

What destroyed the internet are the cabal of Corporations monetizing every interaction and directing flows from the back of the house.

Unfettered Capitalism killed the internet experience.

That’s a Mentos commercial

Ban social media and advertising/marketing. Smart phones are just a small computer.

I sincerely hope the voters throw this guy out on his ass and then follow up with new indictments to replace the charges he had dismissed. Guy is pure corrupt scum.

Cue the airlines come with hand-wringing to beg the Feds for more bailouts because “nobody is flying anymore.”

Parasitical business practices should lead to market exit.

Archimedes over here with his bigass lever

subdued scoffing

“But how will we keep our enormous administrative overhead to ourselves?”

Other than perceptible hydration

*the poors must eat the shit.

Trickle Down used be called “Horse and Sparrow Economics.” As in the horses eat the grain, and sparrows peck their meals from the horseshit.

And crowing

I bet Predators have a really hard time eating PB&J sandwiches

Agreed. Should sound like rocks

Get a projector. Cheaper, bigger display area, less obtrusive.

“Gay radio waves!”

Why tf would anyone care about the police chiefs’ opinions? Did they pick up a graduate degree in psychology before becoming state thugs agents?

Maybe he’s cosplaying as early 90s Christopher Reid

Worth is largely contextual no? eg, if you’re offering it to a drowning man, that jar is worth less than nothing.

But hopefully that jar had good parents that built up its esteem, so that in any context it has the greatest gift of all: self-worth.

“But my forefathers only had to be mediocre to succeed!”