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Voting with my… uh, votes.
Downvoted article, upvoted you.
Voting with my… uh, votes.
Never interrupt your enemy in the middle of a mistake.
That thing you see in cartoons where they stop sneezes by putting a finger under the nose? Never seemed to work for me at first, but it turns out, it does work - you just have to push up against your septum, hard. It can at least diminish the urge slightly and maybe help you delay the sneeze so you can time it more conveniently.
Deathrow was a super fun dystopian future sport game on the original Xbox. Kind of ultimate frisbee meets NBA Jam with a dash of Manhunt.
Absurd. Comcast would never dare offer upload speeds as high as 40 millibits per second.
They’re not definitively not pellets.
An eel is a fish that isn’t fish-shaped.
We know what enshittification looks like now. Just because you restart it doesn’t mean it’s not obvious where it ends up.
OceanGate, depending on your goals.
MZD wrote some spec screenplays for a television series and sells them for $11.
https://www.markzdanielewski.com/digital-downloads/p/markzdanielewskihouseofleavesscripts
Haven’t read them yet but intend to.
Are you sure that’s not a screenshot from The Sims?
VERY loosely based, but yeah, at times shockingly real!
Most pirate careers were very short. Blackbeard was only active for about 2-3 years.
Also, Stede Bonnet, the “Gentleman Pirate”, is a true story, heavily fictionalized by the HBO show Our Flag Means Death (recommended viewing), of a wealthy man who literally had a midlife crisis in which he left his wife and kids, bought a boat, and became a terrible (as in very bad at pirating) pirate but who ended up sailing with Blackbeard himself. A fun story that’s worth a read.
Canceled back when they offered Joe Rogan $Texas to make everyone stupider.
Congress and the Supreme Court so I could once and for all make it so I’m the last one who ever does.
The best source for rankings and reviews:
That’s adorable. TELL US EVERYTHING.
The funny song about smoking weed is definitely by Wierd Al Yankivich.
I made it through the smug, insufferable foreword and one agonizingly shitty, self-important chapter of A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius by Dave Eggers before I chucked it across the room. Eventually I decided that there’s probably SOME kind of value in the book so I picked it back up. I started using it as a cutting board for various arts and crafts.
Nope, just tipsy.