EntirelyUnlovable

No no of course not, please feel free to try our new “12 hamsters chained together” package

Kids today just don’t know real code

Whenever I feel like this I think back to how many of those “simple” bugs I’ve had to fix in my own code and how many years it took off my life expectancy and feel a little connection with the poor developer who is probably currently losing their hair over this too

Wait a sec my grandmother is calling me about some pictures I apparently sent her

Chicken.

REAL programmers tap into the electron flow across the CPU and set bits in real time

Not sure if this was a thing anywhere else but in some UK cities like London there were “scrappage schemes” that incentivised scrapping your car to replace it with something more efficient, which I always thought was missing the point