SMH my head, so now she’s doing irish face? Potato face? No wait, now I’m being racist

In other news, Barbara Streisand has asked people to please stop sharing photographs of her house…

But “wiping something off the map” already is a metaphor.
If you literally “wipe something off a map” it would mean that you walk up to a map, take out a piece of cloth or similar wiping implement, and wipe the map until whatever you want to “wipe off” is no longer recognizable.

Which I guess is bad in terms that you’ve just damaged a piece of navigational equipment, not nothing really happened aside from that

What the fuck?

1. Liquidate all my assets
2. Spend that money on food, bottled water, camping toilets, medicine, etc.
3. Barricade myself indoors
4. Wait it all out

“Sidereal” pronounced /saɪˈdɪəriəl, sə-/ sy-DEER-ee-əl, sə-

There’s currently a disinformation campaign happening between hand dryer and paper towel manufacturers and it is just the weirdest thing: [YT link]

Bring them back

I love the casualness of this

While it is nice that you’re getting around to the works of Spanish painter Francis Goya, I think this thread was only about food

I used to wonder how anyone could even enjoy horseradish until I tried it with salmon and was like “Ohhhhhhhhh, so that’s why”

Harry Cox was born in Barton Turf in 1885, the seventh of thirteen children born to Robert Cox (1837–1928)

Harry Cox, son of Dick Cox

At this point might as well name your son Veiny and Throbbing

I don’t get it in German or English

Probably typed in import antigravity

Rookie mistake

https://xkcd.com/353/

This is a neat idea until you’re in a situation where you remember 38 different words for a thing, just not the one in the language you need

Since you like both Dark and Mr Robot, may I recommend you the Movie ‘Who Am I’?

Without giving away too much, it’s basically Mr Robot made by Baran bo Odar, the creator of Dark, combining aspects of both

But full disclosure, it’s only subbed and finding copies outside of Germany is a bit though

Apparently people who speak English

The French, Polish, Dutch, etc. are now reclassified as Asians

"Russians be like

1 Hungarians"?

I fucked Ted

Are you suggesting that for the entire climactic finale of this movie, he had a raging BatBoner?