Nah, they launched an expedition there in '04 and found out that Mexico is, in fact, a real place

Somewhat related, there’s a notable decrease in gang violence un Mexico whenever a new Dragon Ball movie gets released

Not just math but actual maths

That’s like math^2

Autoerotic asphyxiation

I don’t think I remember that episode of Archer

TL: “Fire on the Highfield-music festival Ferris wheel in flames”

No, that’s my weekend plan

It’s still Sunday so I was to get a deadly hearth attack right now I guess I would be doing that every weekend for the rest of my life

Sir John Henry Penis-pump

The point isn’t that it’s a mystery, but that it’s a word people usually don’t really think about.

No one’s reacting to it with “Hussa, finally this mystery that’s been plaguing me for ages has been resolved for me”, they are reacting to it with “Huh, never really thought about it. Makes sense”

I think someone’s running a cryptominer on my brain

The first thing I think of when I hear volunteer is soup kitchen, and after a quick check it turn out my local one doesn’t need any more people at this time. What are some other places one can volunteer, that might not be so obvious?

Sigh

I’m getting the penis flattener

If non-Italian pizza are game then I wanna add alsacian Flammkuchen/Tarte Flambée

Was this before or after he shot the courier in the head?

Tuna

It’s pretty common in Europe amd Italy itself, but for some reason not so much in the rest of the world. Especially with thinly sliced onions on top.

Also, Sujuk

It’s like pepperoni, but a lot better

I clicked on a porn add when I was a child. It shattered my world in a very good way

Pirates do what Nintendon’t

That jitter is automatically present because different people will get different search results, so it’s not really intentional or purposeful