Tickle your moustache while you sleep

Lol every platform seems to live long enough to shoot themselves in the foot.

I had a dream about my best friend. They had been treating me so badly, but I wasn’t willing to see it. The dream laid it out in a way that was obvious. Once I saw the truth, I couldn’t unsee it. Our friendship ended within the year despite me trying to work on it and ask them to be kinder.

Imagine a butt plug falling out of the leg of someone’s pants