I met a guy in the city that supported himself selling cracked firesticks, I shit you not. 40 bucks a pop and it’d be plug and play all the way supposedly, and that’s all he did, sell those via word of mouth.

As an old, I have to chuckle at the whole thing as it reminds me of the '80s when (if you knew who to talk to) you could pay a guy to open up your 13 channel, wood paneled cable box, move a few things around, and give you free Home Box Office. It was the tits, let me tell you.

Fuck, I’m getting old.

It was better before people absolutely fucking insisted on scraping reddit posts to bring over here. Post after post after post of regurgitated bot posts, without a single comment, no engagement at all. Fun!

So you’re getting rid of Steam, right?

Wtf. I just googled that. How has that been allowed to continue foe a hund and fifty fucking years?? Jesus H. Christ.

That’s like, horror movie levels of scary.

Right? While entire families sleep outside, let’s make a corporation whose sole purpose is to buy up all the cheap homes to make Air BnBs out of them. Totally the same thing.

Edge is a perfectly cromulent browser that fills the average user’s needs just fine and has some great additional cruft such as their vertical tabs and Collections implementation. It’s not 2013 anymore. Why people still go out of their way to get Chrome of all things is an important question for Microsoft to ask. Just living off of Chrome’s literal crumbs is worthwhile to Microsoft, imagine if they actually had a marketshare that reflected the two products capabilities. People obviously don’t do it for safety or privacy or functionality reasons, and Microsoft will literally pay you to use Bing. They probably wonder what the fucking issue is at this point.

You do know that Chrome is not “the original one” and that Edge is not a reskinned Chrome, right?

Edit: I don’t know why I tipped off all rude like that over something so inconsequential. My apologies.

You can’t blame them for wanting to know. It’s a major market, and they’re getting their asses kicked. If I had to pick one, I’d pick Edge over Chrome, so it’s actually an interesting question anyway.

THANK YOU! That’s what we were all saying when you stopped caring about it.

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Is this a bad time for you?

I go back and forth between “Ess Cue Ell”, “Sequel”, and “You Fucking Whore”

With a hard “guh” sound, because that’s what I grew up with.

I accept the fact that I don’t understand everything, and I get high.

Does Lemmy.World have a hedgefund?

It’s probably just the only phone he has

Yelp is a failed experiment. Let it die.

Good catch. That’s one I’ve never encountered. Also now that I think of it, if Facebook has video calls, I wouldn’t install it.

I’m really, really good at throwing garbage into the can from across the room so I don’t have to get up.