DarkenLM

Reminds me of this trifecta.

Strange. I find the language hideous, most likely because it resembles math, or maybe because I’m already used to the C-like syntax.

It’s not outside the realm of possibility. Though it had to be the perfect storm for something like that to cause a global catastrophe.

Where does leaving it out in the open fit?

So it wasn’t just me. Good to know.

Yes it does, and I will die fighting on this hill.

The… Toaster? Why the fuck would a Toaster run linux?

Finally, I can answer “Yes” on the greatest test of all questionnaires.

Yes.

They fucking what now?

Put them in whatever order you like.

The bowl goes last.

“Web backend”

Youtube has been real silent since that one dropped.

It can do multithreading using worker threads, IIRC.

What are you cooking your steak with? A singularity?

And this was the last time OP was heard of before mysteriously disappearing. Witnesses report seeing an Austrian man approaching OP before his disappearance.

The Void consumes all.

If bigots hate pronouns, God help them when they reach verbs.

Anything is a nail if you hammer it hard enough.

Though modern JS is way better than what it was before, and in my opinion is evolving in a good direction. It also pays my bills, so I couldn’t complain even if I wanted.