This follows classic maritime law: You don’t have to pay taxes if you live in the air. That is what my lawyer Chareth Cutestory said. I have the best lawyers

Meh. We did it before the internet turned to shit. It will be OK

First time I went to the US as an adult, I was shocked. When I stopped at a gas station to fill up the rental car, I noticed they sold beer at the gas station. And it was on sale. My norwegian mind almost exploded

The tomatoes my local big brand name shop sells is atrocious. If I buy them from a speciality store or a store owned by immigrants, the fruits and vegetables are infinitely better and the price is not that bad when compared to the brand name shop

The damn Viet Cong 😒

I had a friend who hated tomatoes. I’ve served him tomato soup several times without him knowing what it is, and he fucking loved it!

And he used (poured) ketchup on everything

It is very a arctic way of speaking/writing. “Isfrie havner” (ice free ports) is a norwegian way of saying “warm water port”

That .heic made my eye twitch. Reminded me of my coworkers at work not being able to open a photo they took on their iPhone, and that they want to use on the intranet

We could call it Fedora!

Perhaps I’m just an old 40 year old fart, but the Internet was better before. I miss the 00s and the 10s. Now it’s just paywalls, LLM generated bullshit, and search results from SEO orgies

All I get your first comment, is your crippling insecurity

That is why I only block ads when I’m on a plane 👍

“Laks” in Norwegian. “Røykalaks” is smoked salmon

I’m not American either, and I have no idea how much I pay my union. They’ve made sure I had several increases in salary in addition for the yearly rise, and I get several insurances for a better price than if I were to buy them for my self.

Last year the collective raise wasn’t that high, but they made sure my colleagues with lower salary than me got it instead, and I expect the same thing will happen this year.

I’m totally fine with that because that is what I voted for to happen. My salary is good enough for now, and I want to make sure others are taken care of.

An “anti-anti fascist centrist”. What the hell!?

Ouch! You should stop applying logic to anything. Forever.

And you have a hitbox that is quite a bit larger than normal, and various health style related illnesses dependent on the free flow of medicine

I haven’t been able to listen to music since year 2000 😢

Psycho killer, qu’est-ce que c’est?

Fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, far better

Run, run, run, run, run, run, run away

Of course. I would look like a fucking monkey if I didn’t