Your work should always include a qr code that leads to goatse.

This is what south African zebras look like.

The cold war is restarting. British troops are among the best in the world, but they’re poorly equipped and there aren’t enough of them to sustain more than 2 days of fighting against an army the size of Russia’s. National service partly solves the manpower issue.

Because after a bottle of that stuff, you feel like a fucking god!

Wreck the hoose juice! Yes! Fucking devils ribena!

The mistake was not paring it with MDMA.

I remember the internet of the 90s before social media. It was really nice. Sure you had nasty stuff but you had to go looking for it. You spoke to people on niche forums and then added them to whatever messaging service you used. They new your name and you would occasionally send actual letters to each other or call each other on the phone. It was wholesome and good… This is not.

Originally, to make the neurodivergent people of the world feel less alone. But then neurotypicals decided to monetise it and make it and use it for social engineering and data collection, so now we have nowhere again.

You’re thinking of plan B. Gender affirming medicine is a politically correct word for sex hormones (estrogen testosterone etc)

Work 👏 from 👏 home👏 !

The answer to so many manufactured problems.

This video on motherless of a guy stuffing black soldier fly magots into his pp hole. But if you’re looking for something that played in the cinema, human centipede 2 is a strong contender.

A boat and a fishing line.

Fuck, strap a fleshlight on it stick it in a fursuit and im game.

Getting drunk, going out on the street and screaming abuse at strangers in the middle of the day.

Here’s the Tyler life love time playlist for anyone interested.

That robot looks like a wrong’un.

And for my last movement…

Or Norwegian brewers for that matter. Looking at you Ringnes.

You can still remove them if you apply enough force.

M8! You just payed $160 for a hoodie without a zipper!

Edit: it does look pretty sick though.

Nice…