False. The hard drive where Windows lives will soon find itself exiting my window
False. The hard drive where Windows lives will soon find itself exiting my window
2024: “New Cobalt-Free battery will solve all of our problems!”
2029: “Climate activists concerned that opening hell portal to create cobalt-free batteries may have accelerated global warming”
This incident will be reported
Amazing! Reading this headline made my bazzite partition grow by 2 whole disk drives!
Businesses really are just artificial mines, aren’t they?
… but why?
So if the ancestry of programming languages can be traced back like C# => C++ => C => B Then what came before B?
“Fuck all that singing and shit.”
“You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They’ve got curved penises. B I G curved penises”
“Heh heh heh heeeee. That’s for damn sure.”
Truly I tell you, Dinosaur Pile-up discovered the best way to say that number
I named my daughter Rubyonrails
We call her “On” for short
I’m feeling confident that the 4 year break gave him and the actually smart people funding him and giving him ideas more time to come up with efficient plans
One member got upset that we were discussing politics in the family group chat so much in 2020 (read: we were bashing Donald Trump and his fucking idiocy too much) and insisted we move the conversation elsewhere
Literally just yesterday I posted about it in my family’s political group chat and my older sister said, and I quote:
“even though I lean left, I’m actually glad that conservatives have a playbook! Why? because Trump’s first term presidential transition (2017) was totally bungled… he needs a list of people that he can appoint from, so that these agencies don’t just fall apart… Don’t kid yourself, Biden’s team and Obama’s team and the democrats overall definitely have their own playbook and their list of potential appointees. They just don’t have to crowdsource theirs!”
cue insane Charlie Kelly screams
The more I see generic anti-Biden memes the more convinced I am we either need specific criticisms like “stop the genocide in Palestine” or “push harder for basic human rights of women and oppressed people in America” and fewer generic “I might be a fascist trying to lower the number of votes for Biden” memes
Obviously the genocide the government of Israel is committing right now is horrific, but this begs the question: does any colonially-established and colonizer-ruled country have the right to exist? Like the USA? Canada? Australia?
I wonder if the advent of Windows 11’s “best” features will become known as “The Great Defenestration”