I’m happy for her

I was imagining a top hat and twirling a cane

The fact that you don’t know makes me concerned for the safety of your next vessel

I had a client once explain to me that his request for the 75% redesign of his mobile app would be simple because “it’s just 3 pages”

That was the exact quote

I know that was hardly related to the post, but it reminded me of that and I needed to vent to my therapist (aka strangers on Lemmy)

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Frustratingly, I’ve seen it shortened to NA several times

Sign my boobs!

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but historically, people who couldn’t write weren’t able to write

I agree. But there’s never much time for it

SUN is from 4.6 billion years ago, you mortal beings

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun

Only if you’re doing it to learn, I guess

Wait until all those expensive scientific journals hear about this

Damn. I thought my name meant I would shepherd in the apocalypse

It loaded quicker than this comment section on my Lemmy app

Are you … are you going to drown an anime girl?

I think the same thing every time I see this picture. Good news: I think I figured it out. Bad news: I think she looks like my librarian from elementary school, so I doubt that’s why she looks familiar to you, haha

It gives me the impression the feds were prepared to plant evidence

Doesn’t look like the right guy to me

Inconceivable! (The boss is played by Wallace Shawn)

Loose change

People also shouldn’t sell things to end users before they’ve invented them