“Ok let me check on something”

Uptime: 156 hours

"let’s restart using what I like to call, ‘the right way’ "

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/haucpf/comment/fv505w1/

Wife: what are you thinking about having?

Me: my ass ate out

Waiter:… I’ll give you some more time.

My proof was one time a picture of my entire apartment building

There are very rigorous building standards

Cheeky moon

YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

Day after day…

If you’re an android user you might be very interested in the “Hermit” browser

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.chimbori.hermitcrab

Here’s some festive music to go with this Pic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyOFtFMQcvE&t=0

You better watch out

Like sit and watch hours, or does emotional support background noise count too?

I used to be that way.

At some point, it just turned into “Fuck it. I’ll get whatever sleep I get.”

gasp It’s Freezer!