What’s the only reason the pyramids are still in Egypt? They’re too big to fit in the British museum.

At least the current vw CEO isn’t openly a Nazi and they make good cars; unlike muskrat and his swasticars.

You don’t seem to be getting anything positive out of interacting with your family, if you’re not financially dependent on them I would cut bait and live my best life. The text from your aunt is such passive aggressive bullshit, on her naughty list? Fuck outta here.

Was the other person hanging upside down in a red and blue spandex costume?

It took me 2 solid hours to find a work around to get my parent’s speaker working again. Thanks Sonos!

I’m picturing a pack of elementary aged kids armed with crowbars derailing a full on Amtrak train.

What kind of battery life does it get? One of the mains draws for sticking with Fitbit for me was only having to charge once a week or so.

He would be stringy and flavorless.

Don’t forget cigarettes.

This one bums me out because Chad Smith is a great drummer and seems like such a a good dude.

What are your feelings on the racist lunatic running the company?

And this misadventure takes place on arrakis?

There’s plenty; they’re just not for the end user.

Isn’t that from the fugitive?

If it’s profitable and they get away with it you know every other car company will do the same.

So you can get to a decent state faster.

My 4 year old brother all in one was one of the best home purchases I’ve made.

Lots of losses but still paid spez a cool $193 million.

So it’s a gimmick for rich and/or stupid people, which we knew anyways.

Reads like a Ted L. Nancy letter