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Note to everyone (like me) who didn’t immediately understand this was satire:

This is satire.

Aperture Laboratories

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Congratulations, you now have AIDS!

Back in the day when a lot of things things were capped at 8 characters, my uncle used to work for a company where they had (first 7 letters of last name) + (first letter of first name).

At least until they hired a woman named Margaret Manspera. Luckily, [email protected] was spotted in advance, and she was given [email protected] instead.