Wait - the article you linked clearly says AT&T only, not other services. It also sites an AT&T spokesperson blaming a software upgrade on their network as the cause. So any other outages at other providers would be completely coincidental.

Whoa, man. Way too far, there. Just freebase that shit like all the cool 90s kids!

That’s a fun one! So much depends on the mechanism of action, so I’m going to assume that you get to pick a couple lessons that you can embed as subliminal imperative for future me. One would be a bias for action, get shit done now, don’t put it off! Two would be an impulse to ENJOY exercise! And third would be a reminder that the happiest times in life are always with people you love enjoying each other’s company; and being able to create those circumstances comes from creating an atmosphere of acceptance, friendliness and love. SO DON’T BE A DICK! 😉