What a twist

Surely not. Even the part about tipping?

What if you only have a nail?

No shame in being whooshed every now and then, happens to the best of us.

I like “whoosh” personally

But he can jump really high

Where we’re going we won’t need eyes to see

I reckon it’s legit but they decided not to reveal it because they sold Jar Jar toys to too many kids.

Sounds like you need to add some sleep statements somewhere in your deployment scripts if you want to deploy in 10 seconds

The script doesn’t always perfectly reflect what was actually said though.

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You think that’s air you’re breathing now?

Now all the critics wanna hit it

Ya shit can how we did it

Just because they don’t get it

Users are the acceptance testers.

You should watch Johnny Got His Gun if you haven’t. Not quite as extreme but kind of similar theme.

Maybe there’s a good argument for nonviolence but “the means dictate the ends” isn’t it imo. It could be that there’s more to it in the book but presented as is I’d say it doesn’t follow logically, I’m going to want to see proof that it’s actually true which is going to be tricky because there are obvious counter examples.

The easiest one is probably Ukraine. I’m sure most Ukrainians want to live in a peaceful and nonviolent society, but if they took your principle to heart there would be no Ukraine right now.

That’s pretty metal

I seem to remember one of the GTA games (maybe San Andreas?) had a stand up set from I think Ricky Gervais as something that would play on the TVs.

A few years ago deciding I actually didn’t owe my dad my participation in our relationship.