As usual, the Azure SQL server cannon always jams

Isn’t random hobby projects technically all of open source?

Free pan pizza for reading was glorious

There’s a reason it’s called the dirty thirties

The blue background is in fact a default for Windows Movie Maker

They’ll add AI to it somehow

I have the worst fucking attorneys

Dead people can’t protest and pressure Congress so it’s a win either way for them

Installed a Sysco router (sushi belt)

Believing any of that means trusting President Elon Musk. I certainly don’t

These are the same people who brought you Oracle DB licensing. They’ll fuck you over someday, the countdown clock is already ticking

Well then they got PT Barnum’d

Never seen a both-sides “moderate” in the wild before, incredible

Hell no. Can’t wait to hear about his new Wordpress cryptocurrency launching soon

Starfleet Intelligence

No they were conservative guys who clearly didn’t understand it was satire

It blows my mind that when Colbert got his new job he had people coming up to him for years saying they liked his old show better.

They liked his old show, The Colbert Report, better. When it was clearly satire.

Everything’s bigger in Texas, including linguistic confusion

Does that translate to It’s Here Street??

The sprinkles on bread is adorable