Because only some of the water boils, not all of it.

And it’ll be cheaper too.

They should have it directed by Guillermo del Toro.

“My job here is done.”

A car with a thumbstick, I guess.

Yeah, my parents never had any kind of talks with me.

I had an encyclopedia though.

So, I’m going to need for you to go kill another hundred fluffy squirrels. Here’s a guinea.

You don’t have eyes in the palms of your hands like every lower demon out there?

The hardware is usually ok. Nowadays it isn’t underpowered like it used to be and they have an OS that actually works. But it’s still the logic of MacOS which doesn’t work for everybody. It’s not at all something that “just works”. It’s something that’s “my way or the highway”. And if you can’t figure out what it’s way is, well, tough.

I once bought an Apple laptop after staying away from their machines for ages (since the very early ones). It lasted about 3 months until I went back to a KDE laptop. I found it to be the most irritating thing ever. Everything seemed to be designed to be an annoyance. It definitely didn’t work for me. So I went back to something that did.

If it works for you, great. Don’t assume it does for everyone though.

This is the all new irheavy.

Made by the seventh day adventist church, because why not.

Looks like windows should come with a dictionary.

“Huh, discard, I wonder what that does. Let’s try it on all my work from the last six months”

Idiots gonna idiot…

Super green!

All phones have been boring for years if not decades.

It’s got a screen on one side and a camera on the other! Yay!
Wait till you see the new one, it’s got a screen on one side and two cameras on the other! Wooo!

I was trying to remember the last time there was a power outage… I think workers had to cut the main power to our home for a few minutes a few years ago. It wasn’t really a big event.

Sit on my face by Monty Python

You can set up a caching dns server on a pi at home with very little effort.

Which rarely, if ever, happens. Especially with US software.

Obviously, they wanted to get it just right.

Windows now supports other formats than BMP. It’s already a huge progress.