How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and close the door

Is that lemonfred?

No, no I can’t.

If the bar is heaving, always order the Guinness last, preferably after they’ve had time to sort out all the other drinks first.

That’s what the ceiling mirror and magnifying glass are for

I’ve seen some that follow other accounts around and comment on everything they post/comment because they’re salty about an argument in another thread. It’s strange to say the least.

B3 to C2 is my preference. C3 or darker and I’m asking if the cows are on strike. B2 and lighter I’ll ask if you just showed the teabag to the cup instead of putting it in.

Lasagne = cake

I mean, in terms of preserving the timeline and not leaving the tiny chance of fossilised saddles. They brought it with them, why not just take it back too so it’s not even there.

Talk about preaching to the choir

Not even that, your teeth are linked in with your vascular and nervous systems. It may seem like a none issue now but it could lead to neurological issues or sepsis.

Some of these maybe

Eh, little bit of this, little bit of that.

They have twenties of them

Edit: Scores, they have scores of them

Since we’re sharing…

It took me longer than it should to realise it was Epstein and not Anthony bourdain.

I didn’t even know she was still alive

I’ve never heard of it, who is it by?

I like your style

They’re conserving their bank accounts and conserving the traditional values of 300 years ago.

And if she never does, it will still get better