DOGE Plans to Rebuild SSA Code Base in Months, Risking Benefits and System Collapse
www.wired.com
Social Security systems contain tens of millions of lines of code written in COBOL, an archaic programming language. Safely rewriting that code would take years—DOGE wants it done in months.
  • ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    1 month ago

    Pair programming with Grok.

    Spotty DOGE intern developer: “what’s a for loop?”

    Grok: “Look it up yourself, noob! Holy shit do I hate Elon Musk in every fucking way!”