I want to thank everyone who gave me a bunch of great advice
I was wondering why you were still holding on to last year’s shit. Glad to know everything came out alright!
Apparently my ass holds grudges
Today is gonna be the day that you’re gonna throw it back to poop
By now, you should have dropped trou’ and done what you had to do
Huzzah!
Hydrate and bidet.
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first poop in 2024
Bah, three days, that’s nothing! There was this guy on Reddit who didn’t go for a month and a half and had to get unplugged at the hospital!
I poop now, as I read this, in solidarity ✊
The body is evolving to be more efficient…
So is that beating the record or what?
You really should not have done that. Everyone who ever died has pooped.
I suspect that is not accurate because of babies that only live for a few minutes or birth defects that require a colostomy.
But everyone who poops, eventually dies.
And? How was it?? I want consistency, color, smell, difficulty etc.
Details are what make for a good story
I’m pooping right now
Lord have mercy
i am glad to ear that
I’m proud of you.
That full stop is giving me anxiety
