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…squeeze your meat?
I guess that does make me happy.
Hahahaha
How long before the repost with ‘Whoa Black Betty’ as the caption?
be the repost you wish to see in this world
The sound of one ham clamping is an unpleasant twist.
Fuck you. Where’s the paid upvote on this platform? You deserve it.
I feel the gold coming from your heart.
That’s compressed cholesterol.
Compressterol.
Ahh yes, Compressterol, the Artery clamping compound.
It’s clamping time!
If you’re happy and you know it…
Hold a stamp in an AI generated hellscape?
To AI’s credit, they have the correct number of fingers.
If you’re happy and you know it…
I had to buy clamps today and I automatically chanted this when I picked them up
