If you want to email me, you can tell my private secretary, who will write down your message and send it to my personal email address.

He also doesn’t know my personal email address, but we have a cryptographic system where he, a trusted anonymous randomly-chosen person (rotated weekly) and the president of Albania can all input their credentials and have the email sent to a proxy email which will forward to my personal address.

In unrelated news, why do I always miss my doctor’s appointments?