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30 years in the military and a shitty person? Man that is so weird, how could it be?

It’s a slippery slope, next thing you know you have to treat gay and black people like humans.

Yokozuna by the Garlicboys

When i watched season 6 i thought, yeah it’s kind of bad, but at least, i can always go back whenever i feel like and still enjoy the good episodes. It got worse and worse and by the end of season 7 i wasn’t really sure if i even wanna see the next season. When i did see it, i realised that i will probably never go back to watch it. I didn’t even know it was possible to retroactively ruin a show for me. It’s kinda impressive

I was never super into it, i only watched it sonetimes when my girlfriend was watching it.

Aside from not finding it very funny to begin with, i never really got the premise. The whole show was the guy telling his children how he met their mother. Whenever he dated someone it was like: is it gonna be her?? Is it her?? And there was an on and off thing with the other main character. Omg is it her? But the children have to know the name of their own mother. So they know and he’s just telling them who he banged before he met their mother?

Imagine that. Two or three seasons for a tv show always srem like the sweet spot. Same with movies. Terminator, great. Terminator 2, even better. Terminator 3 to wherever we are now, what the fuck even is this?

I think a lot of people watch long lasting tv shows out of habit, not because they are good or holding up. Bob’s burger is the only exception i can think off, and maybe some other niche shows, if they are good they are good and if they have more to say, go ahead.

One of my favourite shows used to be community. I have the fondest memories watching it for the first time. Now every time i rewatch it i got reminded that only the first two seasons are really good, and then it just falls apart.

I remember when skate 3 was released. It was the biggest sports game of the year. It outsold even FIFA. BUUUUUUUT, fifa fans are so deranged that they spend like 2 Billions in micro transactions that EA obviously spend all their efforts into making more FIFA and no more skate. Except now Skate. Obviously, and we all know how shit this turned out.

Do i have to wear glasses because of some glassholes now? What a time to be alive

I love how in game everyone dislikes molly, but everyone who plays the game would die for that lovable hunk of junk.

Deep Rock galactic has some of my favourite voices and lines in it.

I hve a few in my playlist and i assume there are more. It’s just by bands you don’t listen to

People have made that joke since the movie came out. Bit every year that passes idiocracy looks like the good ending.

Ads are getting insane. Youtuber making skits in the middle of their video to promote some garbageis dystopian as fuck to me. Mentioning product and where to buy it to what price, what is this shit, war of the worlds?

I just recycled some really big and spicy pillows at my recycling center. I used them for my drones, and they were pretty busted. (I kept them in a fireproof container outside) They wanted me to throw it in a barrel with other really messed up exposed wire pillows. It made me pretty nervous.

Yeah same. There are a lot of people who can do a perfect impression of his voice and no one would ever know.

Primer is my favourite movie that i’m still not sure i understand. I heard in a podcast that there is a really interesting timecrimes cut in chronological order. I kinda wanna see that.

You can hate nic cage as much as you want, but he never phones in a role.

I watched the g.i joe movies a bunch. Most of the time not all the way through or i pick it up again midway through. The movies are peak dumb fun to me. You can’t even think about what happens for a second, but it hits a nerve with the ridiculous action and people treating the most life threatening situation as just some every day thing.

Some movies are genuinely more fun in the dub. Not better tho