None yet. I haven’t had much TV time.

Never.

Not even the kid?

Even Pitcairn’s?

Very similar to that, yes.

They mean it more as a way to call dibs on their legal sovereignty even when physical trace of their existence is gone. Which makes me wonder how the Sovereign Military Order of Malta gets away with what they do.

It didn’t seem like a bad inquiry the first time.

To survive.

You can guarantee that when it’s the Scientologist’s turn, they’ll be calling you several times a week.

I was a few minutes shy of going the whole day without being rickrolled.

That’s some really good cosplaying you’re performing there.

I won’t lie, some of your work I’d give five stars.

What do you mean?

Only in the same way Jake from State Farm is.

Alice like the band?

I’m pretty decent at bouldering

In their minds, they’re wearing something to show off.

Name checks out.

That it’s a dub and not a sub.

I fear that, one day, the wrong people are going to find out I cheated on my finals in order to graduate, which does have consequences.