I used to like Steven Wright.
I still do, but I used to, too.
Usually, the most effective way is to say, “Wanna hear a knock knock joke?”
“Sure!”
“Okay, you start.”
Has about a 90% success rate.
Or lobby so their private planes are untrackable.
To paraphrase Devon Banks: I’m gonna shut it down. Think how much people will need lightbulbs then!
(Also; I sold the E to Samsung. They’re Samesung now.)
Jesus, I didn’t even think of that being a reality now…
That’s actually pretty good, subversion of expectations with an absurdist kicker.
Probably was Big Screen. And you can indeed throw popcorn, now.
It’s more used for darker/dirtier dad jokes.