If you tried to make them today, you would just be a poser.

False. Idolizing that snapshot and discouraging human output misses the point entirely and is the worst poser take on the subject I can imagine. Curated sips of ancient counterculture are just pretentious self indulgence if you aren’t drawing inspiration, and disparaging those who would actually participate is extra gross. Go make a zine about how much you love old zines, it’ll be fun

Let’s be wildly paranoid lol

I mean… I genuinely believe your phone (and the watch I correctly assumed you wore) log all of those things, for a start. It’s essentially free for them to do and there’s value to be extracted from that data. My earnest answer to the mocking strawman question you pose would be that you, garmin, your healthcare provider/insurance company, various advertisers, and law enforcement for a start would love to know the frequency, consistency, and volume of your shits for various reasons and that same data on a population in aggregate is even more valuable.

Anyway if you want hyperbole, informing the corpos of your turd girth is a traitorous betrayal of our species and will be punishable by death when the revolution comes. Hope you’re having a nice day lol

There’s hard evidence everything transmitted is logged and that any phone capable of connecting to the cell network can be listened in on at any time. I would be very surprised to learn monitoring/logging like that was not the default at this point given the infrastructure we’ve publicly built for that purpose and just how easy to implement it’s become. You think an on device assistant can help schedule and summarize your day but the NSA is going to opt out of those capabilities on principle and let that big ol Utah data center sit idle?

Nothing, you’re the one guy who literally has nothing to hide. Just let it log when you sleep shit or fuck, every word you speak, and every place you go. Who cares, am I right?

I think your provider would probably be willing to exempt you from their AI processing shit if you talked to them, given the good relationship you seem to have built. Raising your concerns like that could benefit other patients in their care as well, depending on how well you articulate them and how receptive they are

Never, I swim most days though. The amount of 'both’s in here is wild

I am going to find your coworker and make them care whether the moon gives off light or reflects it

The nose knows that was about her own insecurities. I can almost smell it ;)

Be happier with some cat pics, this is exactly why we need more grandmas on board :p

Tell me why my dear sweet grandma isn’t welcome to post her cat pics here, coward

RIP, class 😎

Nice to see some competition in the cursed social media space, wouldn’t want linkedin getting complacent

Municipal water supply

No matter how slick tech gets, peek behind the curtain and this is what you’ll see :)

I’ve done all the drugs and am here to say don’t. There’s no free lunch, every high comes with a low

I’m sure you already know, but for those playing at home a balloon or condom with a hole poked in it as a lid negates the need to burp and the colder it is the more slowly it ferments :)

But it is meta, and the tech requires a corruptible centralization of power like that, so they’re great for ICE watching in the exact opposite of the way you’re hoping for

It’s not, but the robot doesn’t have morals or a conscience or alignment with human values to get in the way. Kinda like billionaires!

On Mars you need tech, wrong direction, return to monkey