Think I’m going to stock up on gas and then sell door to door

It would’ve been pretty cool if a guy walked in and said “Hi, I’m Kung Fu. Great friends with Neo!”

Very sorry. I must have been in special kind of mood since I responded to you in that way

I will not stand for the blatant disrespecting of Captain Crunch. He could easily whistle you brain to goo and so much more!

I gave it a try but I couldn’t listen. The talking part was crude and irritating which is not good for a podcast

I thought I read somewhere that True Detective was heading in the direction of exploring that idea at some point. Sooooo fucking much material for that these days.

Well, as a Gen Xer, WHY THE FUCK ARE THOSE FUCKING KIDS ON MY FUCKING LAWN? THERE IS NO REASON FOR THEM TO BE ON MY LAWN! WHY WHY WHY!!!

if you ban them from dancing, there are going to be a lot of rebellious movies that get made.

Dwarf Fortress

I watch everything on my computer which is hooked up to a couple of TVs but it’s still the same problem…or not a problem. When it gets a little non-engaging, I’ll start browsing on my 2nd screen. These boring parts to me usually are the scenes that spout the most exposition. Then I just have to rewind like 50 times before I understand what they just explained.

It’s OK to be wrong

Eddie Vedder drinks his share of wine on stage but I’m not sure if he’s shitfaced. I think it would be hard to tell given his style of singing(i very much like his singing, not bashing him).

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I’m definitely doing me during my gooning sessions

Gooning? It’s just a nice, relaxing way to spend 8 hours

Well, you’re whole is your asshole if you’re a dude. If you’re a lady, your whole is your vagina.

I think quite a few people don’t treat it like an organ(if that what’s it actually is). Like mind over matter can work for anyone no matter what is wrong with the fucked up brain

Lol, exactly. Just give me a little time with reverse fascism. It’ll work, I promise I won’t be like every single other person who came into power

1. End Capitalism by force

2. Fuck up a bunch of people who resist

I read fast but I have to go back over what I just read fast like 10 times to extract any meaning from the text. But I’ve never let anyone observe my terrible reading skill so no, never had anyone tell me I read slow