Coffee will help. Lots of it.

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That shit was nice.

bro I cannot believe he touched your fucking tea like that I mean who fucking picks things up for other people that is insane

Stay away from my girl

AIdolf

Keep in mind that even at idle, running a rack mount server like this 24/7 can cost $20+ dollars to operate per month.

Surely some golfers have very large pencils

Do you have to ruin everything?

Your computer right now

Blood sucking irritating fuck that chases you wherever you go

Google:

Cool story bro, go argue with the IETF

It’s the RFC standard regex for email, so it’s definitely valid, btw. My copy/paste just seems to add a bunch of backslashes for some reason

I found your email address:

(?:[a-z0-9!#$%&'*+/=?^_`{|}~-]+(?:\.[a-z0-9!#$%&'*+/=?^_`{|}~-]+)*|"(?:[\x01-\x08\x0b\x0c\x0e-\x1f\x21\x23-\x5b\x5d-\x7f]|\\[\x01-\x09\x0b\x0c\x0e-\x7f])*")@(?:(?:[a-z0-9](?:[a-z0-9-]*[a-z0-9])?\.)+[a-z0-9](?:[a-z0-9-]*[a-z0-9])?|\[(?:(?:25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|[01]?[0-9][0-9]?)\.){3}(?:25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|[01]?[0-9][0-9]?|[a-z0-9-]*[a-z0-9]:(?:[\x01-\x08\x0b\x0c\x0e-\x1f\x21-\x5a\x53-\x7f]|\\[\x01-\x09\x0b\x0c\x0e-\x7f])+)\])

This is why I like programming. You can call your code lots of fun and interesting names and you don’t get an email from HR.

The snake: If you let me bite you all of your problems will go away

Did you just ask if JK Rowling really met with Adolf Hitler?