I’m secretly hoping for another housing crash so I can afford a larger house and have my dad move in with me. Donald Trump seems to be my best chance at that

Apparently you’re the only one. Fox New’s Half Hour News Hour didn’t last long. https://youtu.be/KCl_--E3T2c It was their attempt to copy The Daily Show and even the title was recycled. It didn’t last long

It’s always cringy when “the right” can’t come up with an original idea so they imitate something successful on “the left” and swap out words and think it’ll get anywhere

Other than the occasional ibuprofen or allergy pill I take zero at 58 years

Sounds maybe a plumbing problem.

I’d hate to be the guy that has to mop that bathroom

The TV edit of Smokey and the Bandit is notoriously bad. You scum bum! https://youtu.be/ypLsFLB5WhM skip to 7:00 to get to the good stuff

I like to think there was some guy in China working in the Censorship Bureau who was like “damn this is a kick ass movie but I gotta prove to my bosses I’m hard at work” so they chopped out a little inconsequential bit in the beginning and let it ride

Cream corn and ham. Sweet and salty!

I don’t care about putting shopping carts in the coral, they deserve to be free range

Not an expert at any of this but: I’m betting most regional airports don’t deal with passenger flights from the big airlines. Their runways are too short for large jets. They will be geared towards execs on the company jet or even people who fly as a pastime. You might be able to find someone to fly you from one airport to the other but it’ll cost you.

Well played

From Google AI:

Never Feed After Midnight: If a Mogwai is fed after midnight, it will undergo a transformation into a Gremlin, a mischievous and destructive creature.

Gremlins? IDK. Down Syndrome? Definitely.

Give a person with down syndrome alcohol? I’d rather feed a Gremlin after midnight

Make every day count

This. I’d like to add that I avoid reading about things that “could” happen

Could be the agreement stated the painters weren’t responsible for masking anything not to be painted

The landlord wouldn’t have done that because they know it’ll have to be replaced. That’s a low skilled idiot’s work, the same thing happens to me at work. It is possible that the agreement between the landlord and the painters stated they weren’t responsible for masking anything that wasn’t to be painted

My first!