He didn’t get to be Spider-Man when it was age-appropriate and people were buzzing about the idea. I feel like Pope is a good consolation prize.

Donald Glover

Bicentennial Man

Ooh baby, do you know what that’s worth?

I like the TV one. The hair, earrings and headband give off such a “mom’s hot friend in the 90’s” vibe.

Does Game Over Gruntilda count?

If not, then maybe Orangutan Daisy Duke Candy Kong?

Is other seating outlawed in this scenario, or just no one has the capability to conceive of a chair or bench? Or does physics just not abide a seat in this universe?

…is it possible to sit on tables?

Not a huge fan, but I do get Yorkshire Gold when I can find it, because it’s Patrick Stewart’s preferred tea IRL.

Aether sprites play in the ley lines and drag things along with them, got it.

There are also two variations on the third law that I like. Not sure who coined them.

Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.

And for those who love crunchy magic systems:

Any sufficiently analyzed magic is indistinguishable from science.

You know how there’s all those fuckin people who swear they were Napoleon or Cleopatra in a previous life? Something like that.

“I’ll have you know that Mr Mittens was a favorite bed cat of Charlemagne!”

At least I’ll get to meet Bigfoot before he kills me.

Toast or peanut butter sandwich dipped in milk.

George Washington Lemon Fresca

Oh, and Die Hard 1 and 3 for something in between those extremes (2 is meh, fight me).

I gotta suggest Wayne’s World and Bill & Ted. Had a great time watching those with my dad as a kid.

For something more serious, I like Falling Down.

Sometimes if I take too big a gulp of water at once, the little bone near my adam’s apple clicks out of place and I have to manually reset it.

That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about stars to dispute it.

• ALF
• Alien Life Form
• Gordon Shumway
• Melmacian
• Shumway, Gordon

That’s ALF, alphabetically.