professional woman here:
i fucking hate it when my dick touches the bowl >:(
As a pussy haver. What the fuck
What a horrible day to have genitals.
Ok I guess we both have it bad
I bet it is great requeef when it comes out!
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What the fuck
Had both.
Don’t recommend either.
As a trans woman, both suck yes.
Worse when it touches the water though.
I’d rather re-fart my own fart, than have my dick dip into a public toilet again.
One is slightly, uncomfortable, maybe? The other opens the mind to all the diseases that could potentially infect your dick in a public toilet. Unlikely? Sure. Possible? In some cases, with some diseases, yes - however slim.
The requeefining.
im with everyone here. what the fuck
My friend told me of the horror of your menstrual cup falling into a public toilet. I’d take licking the bowl over that shit any day of the week.
Just leave it.
Please don’t
Someone will either have to clean it up for you anyway or it goes down the drain and contributes to your local drainage problems
Alright how many of you in here trying to make your dick fart right now?
Technically if you get a fistula you can shit out of your dick.
I wish I didn’t know that, and yet I do.
The old witches kiss
Its neptunes kiss when you let a turd go and water shoots back up your asshole from the splash.
illustration: https://youtu.be/_eTsrtZdAJc
I don’t know what I was expecting
(cis)Women also will never know the pain of sitting on their own balls.
Never happened. Is this even possible? They always find a way to slip up or down.
Definitely happens of you aren’t careful sitting down. Feels a bit like squeezing a grape too hard
Except when I squeeze a grape too hard, it doesn’t hurt me.
I once accidently kicked my self in the nuts when I went to sit down. It wasn’t pleasant.
I sat on my balls a bit before seeing this thread, which is why I thought of it.
