Look at that face. That penguin STARTED with disdain for the poor.
This phenomenon is called convergent evolution and while it’s astonishing for the layperson, it’s a quite common thing in nature
Crabs evolved like 5 times or something
Even turtles developed more than once
Monocles, pfft, the German name of the African Penguin is Brillenpinguin, literally eyeglasses penguin.
Disdain for the poor didn’t come from nothing, that’s the evolution of racism.
Disdain for the poor shows first in those types. Also what about top hats?
How could they put on a hat with these little wings?
Also fun fact: at least in Poland top hats became proletarian headwear because the only people wearing them currently are the chimney sweepers.
This had me in the first half, but the last sentence makes it clear it’s a complete fabrication with no basis in fact. Business tycoons have always had a disdain for the poor.