You’ve been testing it regularly, right?

And the book is empty inside

My disaster recovery plan:

1. I plan on not having a disaster.

2. If I do have a disaster, I plan on trying to recover from it.

Inverse Murphy’s Law dictates that if your disaster recovery plan is top notch, tested, rehearsed, refined, and you flip to the alternate site on a schedule then you’ll never ever need it for real.

Is that book 1024 pages of Panic is progressively larger fonts?

“This tale is all of woe!”