Can’t speak to Wickes but in my experience these sort of things are pretty handy way of figuring out how bad staff feel about your company…thus allowing you to then do fuck all to remedy the situation.

But hey, at least you asked.

Please fill out our specifically curated survey that will only make us look good to shareholders and we might consider throwing some seeds outside our window to thank you for increasing our imaginary made up worth

“When the world dies it’ll be your fault.”

There must be a term for this particular individualist type of blame shifting.